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Oooh...An Applicant




Basics


Name: Kristen
Age: 15
Sex: I am of the female gender.
Sexual Preffyrence: Bisexual, but predominately (I hope I spelled that correctly) heterosexual. Let me explain. I am attracted to both genders, but I can only ever see myself marrying someone of the opposite gender. And I'm not just saying I'm Bisexual because it's "trendy." Some of you might even say I'm too young to have made this decision, but I know who I am and I know what I like in this world.
Favouritve Colour: I like a dark pink paired with black.




Randomness...


Five of Your Most Favourite Shows: Family Guys, Boy Meets World, South Park, SNL, Drawn Together.
Five of Your Most Favourite Animes (if you like/know what anime is): I'm really not that into anime. I used to watch Sailor Moon all the time back in the day. I love the way they look, and I think it's a great talent if anyone can draw them. However, that's not currently for me.
Five of Your Most Favourite Bands: Dexter Freebish, The Matches, Animal Suit Driveby, The Used (I know, cliché, but I really connect with some of the lyrics, and the artwork that was done in In Love and Death is absolutely amazing), Reel Big Fish.
Explain why you want to be part of this community: I'm addicted to Livejournal, plain and simple. I make a point to check up on my communities daily. When voting on applicants, I'm brutally honest. If there's something that you don't like me, or I'm not going to fit in here, then reject me. I can bring in my ridiculous pet peeve for spelling, as well as whatever else is requested of me. Also, I hope that none of you mind that I re-organized the application so it looked ordered to me. If that's a problem, then please let me know.




This or That (Don't say both or neither, or we will hunt you down and kill you. =O) and Please Explain Your Mad Reasons for Choosing What You Chose and Why you Did Not Pick the Other Choice


Coke or Pepsi: Coke. The latter has just always seemed really watered down to me.
Coke with lime or just regular old coke: Regular Coca-Cola. You can try to mess around with it, but nothing beats the original.
Peaches or Watermelons: Watermelons. It's not furry. And there's a lot of it to go around.
Emo or Screamo: Emo. It's got some powerful, heartfelt lyrics that can be medicine for the soul when Ben & Jerry's isn't doing the job. I listen to screamo as well, but sometimes I like to understand what is being said.
Yuri or Yaoi (only if you like anime): I don't have a thing for anime.
Sid Vicious or Johnny Rotten: I honestly have no idea who these people are.
Mummys or Papas: Again, I have no idea what this question is asking. My apologies.
Rain or Sun: Sun. I like being able to go out and just walk forever, feeling warm, etc. Now, there's nothing wrong with a good frolic through a rainstorm. I have done this many times, but eventually it gets cold, and I'm a person who appreciates warmth.
Tight Pants or Loose: Tight Pants. While you can store so much stuff in the loose ones, there's just something about a way a boy looks in tight pants that is just amazing. Plus, I like to wear them too. However, I do not appreciate it when my guy friends steal my jeans and give them back unwashed.
Punks or Preps: You've got to be kidding me on this question. Punks. Ideally, it's freedom. It's not caring about what happens to you, as long as you keep having fun and keep the music going. There's no contest.
Conor or Shuichi: Again, no frickin clue what the heck this one is asking.
The Used or Bright Eyes: The Used. They have been one of my favourite bands for a long time. There's a variety of things, and the lyrics are just amazing. I've given Bright Eyes a chance, but never really got hXc into them.
Skirts or Pants: Pants are so much more practical. Skirts are ok, but they are just a hassle most of the time. I prefer pants.
Lunch or Dinner: Dinner. It's more food, it's a bigger variety, and you get a better dessert if you have one with both meals.
Soda or Pop (which name do you like better): Soda. That's what I've called it since I could drink it.
Hats or Caps (again, which name do you like better): Hats. When I think of the word cap, all that comes to mind is a baseball cap. With the word hat, there's much more of a variety.
Clothed or Naked: Nudity is awesome. The best thing in the world is falling asleep naked with someone you love. While clothing can be fun and offer variety from day to day, you're just pure when you are nude.
Blood or Bleach: Blood. It has color, it's a functiong thing that keeps us living, whereas bleach smells disgusting and just takes color away from the world.
Frogs or Toads: Frogs. They say ribbit, and a toad gave me a wart once so I've never been too fond of them since.




Flatter Our Mods ^_^:


cartmenpunk: I know you from one of my other communities. This is how I discovered this one, by a promotion. I like the way that the HIM colorbars are done in your userinfo. All of The Used friends only banners are awesome. I think I've seen the website where those are from before, isn't it one all about Bert or something?
nekoayuchan: So you're the reason there's all of the anime questions. I ♥ Numa Numa. The song & watching that kid dance is addictive. I'd love to know what your journal titles and subtitles mean.




Make Us Laugh
Not once, but twice, once with a picture, and the second time with a joke.


1.) This is from the book Bad Cat by Jim Edgar. The entire thing is hysterical.


2.) Sorry if you've heard this one before. This is courtesy of funny.com, with some spelling errors fixed by me.

Translation for Little Boy
A little boy walked into his mom and dad's room while they were fighting. The dad yelled, "You bitch!" And the mom screamed, "You bastard!" And the little boy said, "Mommy, Daddy what does that mean?" And the parents replied "Ladies and
Gentlemen." And with that answer the little boy ran off to bed.

The next night while the parents were making love, the dad said "Nice tits!" And the mom, "Nice dick!" And the little boy ran into the room and asked, "Mommy, Daddy what does that mean?" And the parents replied, "Hats and coats." And with that answer the little boy ran back to bed.

The next day was Thanksgiving and all of the relatives were going to be eating and celebrating at the little boys house. The little boy was on his way up the stairs and ran into the bathroom where his father was shaving. When the little boy swung open the door, it hit his father's elbow. "Shit!" the father bellowed. "Daddy what does that mean?" "It's the name of the shaving cream that I'm using, now run downstairs and see what your mom is doing." And with that the little boy did as he was told.

Meanwhile his mom was slicing the turkey, and she accidentally put her finger in the wrong place. "Fuck!" She hollered and the little boy said , "Mommy, what does that
mean?" "It means I'm cutting the turkey."

DING-DONG! The doorbell rang and the little boy scampered off to answer it saying: "Hello all of you bitches and bastards, hang up your titties and dicks. Dad's up stairs wipeing the shit off of his face and mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"




What Do You Think These Words/Phrases Mean?


Meep: It's more of a sound, uttered at random points, or in place of some kind of attention getting word. Also screamed when a person is tickled.
Coocoocachoo: If you've seen Finding Nemo, you know.
Boop De Doop: Reminds me of Betty Boop, the little woman I have a fetish for. It's the phrase she would say after saying something witty or flirtatious.
Bam In Your Eye Like An Apple Pie: Translation: Look what I did! It's better than you!
Mangina: I have bad mental images from this word, I really would rather not share what I think this is.
Octopuschwa: Oh man. Drawn together. This is talking about Princess Clara's curse of having an octopus for a vagina. It's the basis of the episode to make fun of the bachelor.
VaChina: Sounds like someone trying to type 'vagina' in some censored RP thing.




Insert a Lyric of your Favourite Song and Tell Us What it Means To You:


I have two favourites currently, so bear with me.
Remember our first apartment?
Our couch was never big enough for two.
Still, we'd fall asleep in eachother's arms and wake up on the
floor.
Now looking back it was made for me and you.

If only I had more time, I'd take you where you wanted to go.
Japan is really nice this time of year.
If only I had one wish, I'd want a million trillion lifetimes
that I could spend with you...
Fall in love with you again and again.

-Looking Back on Today by The Ataris

Ok, This particular phrase reminds me of my boyfriend. We've actually fallen asleep together on the couch and his snoring woke me up and scared me so I fell on the floor. It's one of those cute and perfect moments that he gives me every day, so the last verse is really what I would like. Just spending all those perfect moments with him all the time. And I'll cut the crap now.

Well I didn't mean for this to go as far as it did
And I didn't mean to get so close and share what we did
And I didn't mean to fall in love, but I did
And you didn't mean to love me back, but I know you did

I'm sittin' here tryin' to convince myself
that you're not the one for me
But the more I think, the less I believe it
and the more I want you here with me
You know the holidays are coming up
I don't want to spend them alone
Memories of Christmas time with you
will just kill me if I'm on my own
I know it's not the smartest thing to do
we just can't seem to get it right
But what I wouldn't give to have one more chance tonight

-A Lonely September by Plain White T's

This song reminds me of a girl. Basically, this girl, Chantal, and I were best friends. Inseperable within about two months. We were extremely close. She had a lot of problems and they took a toll on me. Through all of this, we still loved one another like friends do. It was just unconditional. But then, somehow, conditions came through. She went away to an institution because she tried to kill herself and was just really messing up and no one, not even me, no matter what we tried, could help her anymore. It was just too much. She came back, and our friendship just fell apart. She ended up moving in with her mom, and I never talk to her anymore. But I really just wish that I could again. Her birthday is right after Christmas, and she told me that the one I spent with her that year, me sleeping at her house and just being her friend, was the best one she'd ever had, because normally her birthdays are pretty crappy. So this reminds me of her.




Insert a Picture of your Favourite Anime or Band (or Both)


This is Animal Suit Driveby.





Show us Some Pictures of Your Cute Self!










Promote Us Please!! and Give us the Links: I do not promote communities that I am not accepted into. You might think it's stupid, but I feel it's fair. If accepted, I'll place a banner with link in my userinfo, and I might also want to work something out so that this is a sister community with the one that I am mod at, ___blacksatin
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